Thursday, May 20, 2004

I’m in a Strangers with Candy sort of mood today. Don’t ask why.

My company’s exodus from the Ghetto could not come a moment too soon. Posted in the lunchroom kitchen today is a “Level 2 Sex Offender Alert” flyer from the Phoenix Police Dept. According the notice one Raymond Edward Williams, a paroled attempted child molester, has taken up residence somewhere nearby. Having roused my curiosity, I checked the Arizona Sex Offender Registry online and found 50 certified perverts within a few miles of my office. Lucky for me, none of them seems to have a taste for white man meat, judging from their rap sheets.


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