Thursday, January 08, 2004

STOP THE PRESSES! Madonna has formally endorsed Wesley Clark for the Democratic nomination.

Glory be, the Material Girl has anointed the good General with her favor! Word of this divine news will surely spread to the minions, ensuring landslide primary victories for Clark in New Hampshire and South Carolina. Oh, what a tremendously happy day for Wesley! This is as good as a thumbs up from Jesus himself, it is!

Does this mean if the Four-Star Phony pulls off a miracle and wins the big prize in November, Madonna will relocate back to America? Will she then drop the faux British accent? Just wondering...


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