Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Liza Minnelli beat David Gest in a drunken tirade? That's nothin'! Did you see his bizarre attempts to suck-face with her during their televised wedding vows? Lord, that was the most awkward kiss since Al's manhandling of Tipper Gore at the 2000 Democratic Convention.

Somehow I doubt David's desparate assertion; Given all the delicate plastic surgery he's had, wouldn't a well-placed sock to the snout split his face wide open like an overly taut drum?


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