Saturday, March 15, 2003

The latest on the war front...

An obscure Hasidic sect in New York claims to have stumbled upon a magnificent miracle: a locquacious carp (yes, as in fish) shouted ominous apocalyptic prophecies, which sect elders believe is a message from God warning the Bush Administration not to pursue military action against Iraq.

I have a question for the good rabbis of New Square. If this fish was truly a miracle from God, why did you kill it?


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